The Cartoon Quote Game...

Thanks for the hint, Bill, but since I never watched the show, I can't provide the right answer. I leave it up to someone who is a devoted follower.

The hint points squarely at John Kricfalusi's Ren And Stimpy Show. Stimpy is too much of the mindless tagalong to deliver a cynical line like that; it must be Ren Hoek that gets all angsty about the medium.

Oh, Medium Awareness tickles your fancy, eh? *wicked chortle* Then, I've got a dandy quote in mind.

"Be careful with that gun. This ain't no cartoon, you know."

Ah, found it. It's Benny the cab, from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."

Yes, this is Benny the taxicab, advising Roger Rabbit to be careful with an actual firearm. A cartoon taxi tells a cartoon rabbit "this ain't no cartoon." Of course, they were in Los Angeles proper, rather than Toontown.

Thanks, OUB. Now how about this set of quotes?:

"When can the puppies leave their mother? Two weeks? Three weeks?"

"Never."

Ah, I recognize this impatience, even at this polite level: it's Cruella DeVil inquiring about Roger and Anita's newest arrivals. Roger takes an immediate dislike to Cruella, and refuses to sell even one Dalmatian pup to her. From Disney's 101 Dalmatians.

Yes, that's right on the spot, OUB. No pun intended. Good job. . You go again.

Ah, we're focusing upon doggies now, eh? Unfortunately, I can only come sort-of close-ish. Pretend real hard.

"He was a collie before he got run over."

Hint? Spoken by a child character with the most peculiar theories on how reality works.

I actually found this one, but decided to wait a bit. It's Lilo, from "Lilo And Stitch."

Yes, this is Lilo. She believes a fish controls the weather and needs to be appeased with peanut butter sandwiches. Also, her friends need their behavior modified through voodoo and pickle juice. Good citing, Em.

Thanks, OUB. Now for a good one:

"Very sloppy, Roscoe. You're a slovenly housekeeper."

Hardly a good one, in my opinion, as I absolutely hate this short. It's Daffy taunting Conrad from the short "Conrad the Sailor."
Daffy's fine here, but Conrad can go--he's downright boring!

Yes, Glowworm, you got it right. Good job. . Conrad was so boring, in fact, that he was "canned" after just three shorts. He was no Sylvester or Claude, that's for sure. Anyway, you're up now.

Yeah, every time this short would come on tv, as a kid, I would turn it off and wait about 7 minutes.
"Now look, if I was a pelican, I'd have a fish in my mouth wouldn't I? Well, have I got a fish in my mouth?"

That would be the bulldog in Roughly Squeaking. And yes.... he does have a fish in his mouth.