The Cartoon Quote Game...

Hint: The wives of the prehistoric alpha males.

Well, the "Fred" part as well as "bronto burgers" point squarely at The Flintstones. And who knows Fred Flintstone better than his wife, Wilma? The only iffy in this one is who Wilma'd be speaking to. The other wife, then, must be her neighbor and confidante Betty Rubble.

OUB, you get a post Labor Day bronto burger for answering correctly. Those quotes are from the episode "Hop Happy," shortly after the families arrive at the Cliffside Picnic Park. Good job. . Your turn now.

A bronto burger, eh? Is that, like, a one-pounder in today's market? Yum. So, on the topic of yummy munchables:

"Carlotta, my dear, what's for dinner?"
"Oh, you're going to love it. Chef's been fixing his specialty: stuffed crab."

Just as I thought. This is Grimsby and Carlotta from The Little Mermaid.
I hope Ariel didn't eat anybody she knew.

That's exactly who spoke those lines, Glow: Grimsby and Carlotta from Disney's The Little Mermaid. And once we heard that "stuffed crab" part, hijinks with Sebastian were a lock. Good memory, GW, take it away.

Sebastian vs. Chef Louie gets me every time.
"Remember, garcon, the customer is always right. If it's rabbit baby wants, it's rabbit baby gets."

Easy, it's Bugs Bunny in Slick Hare. "Baby" refers to Humphrey Bogart's date.

Correct, although I highly doubt that Lauren Bacall ("Baby") wanted her rabbit hopping up and down on a plate making catcalls at her.

"And so to victory, let's goooooooo!
Pots, pans, old tin cans.
Pails, nails, empty shales.
Fats, hats, rubber mats.
Missing links, kitchen sinks.
Garbage cans, electric fans.
Rubber boots, bathing suites.
Reels, wheels, run down heels.
.............. And that's why were iiiin to wiiiin!"

Daffy Duck from "Scrap Happy Daffy"

Yep, that's the little black duck.

"A clown is my friend."
"A clown is my friend."
"A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement."
"A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement."
"A clown is not a big spider."

Aha! Found it in no time. It's Thaddeus Plotz and Dr. Scratchandsniff, from "Animaniacs."

Yes. The episode in question is called "Clown and Out." I thought the "It" reference of a clown not being a big spider was appropriate since the remake of "It" comes out tomorrow.
Also, this is one of my favorite episodes simply because it's funny as hell.

Thanks, Glowworm. Now here's another set of quotes that's perfectly timed:

"This is just a mild spring zephyr compared to the big wind of '67. Or was it, uh, '76? Oh, well, no matter. Oh, I remember the big blow well."

"I'll remember this one, too."

Found it. It's Owl and Piglet, from The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.

Yes, specifically from "Winnie The Pooh And The Blustery Day." Good job. . You may post now.

"Hey, look! The Golden Gate Bridge! Isn't that great? It's not made out of solid gold like we thought, which is kind of a disappointment, but still!"

I'm going to stay that this is a quote from B.O.B. from Monsters Versus Aliens. He's excited to be outside after years of being cooped up in a secret government facility, and has a peculiar perception of how things go in the real world. My fave quote from B.O.B. is his greeting of the giant robot: "Hello! Welcome to Earth! We are here to destroy you!" Yes, eradication is perfectly acceptable, so long as one is polite about it.