The Cartoon Quote Game...

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"One man's trash is another man's Christmas gift for Dad!"

I found the answer, but let's see if someone else knows.

Hint: It's a current TV show with "Burgers" in the title.

Well, that would narrow the show to Bob's Burgers, which is one I'd like to watch regularly, except it conflicts with my post-dinner nap. I know Bob has at least two kids: one son and one daughter. Normally, trash-picking is too gross for girls, but this is a comedy show, so that taboo is tissue flimsy. It's a coin-flip on this one.

Three kids actually, but you're on the right track. This might call for Google or Wikiquote.

Hmm, you're right, three offspring: a son, a daughter, and a furry. Therefore, I'll go with Gene Belcher as the Convenience Store Gift Shopping descendant of Bob's Burgers.

Hmmm. I just realized that one site says it's Gene, and another site says it's another character. Since I haven't seen the episode, I'll go with Gene and give you the point.

For some reason, I couldn't find anything official.

Gee, then I'd better come up with a quote that can't possibly be attributed to another character. A-ha, this'll do.

"You stupid, stupid cat. I'm the star. I should have drowned you all when I flooded the stage!"

Aha! Darla Dimple, from "Cats Don't Dance."

Yes, this is Darla Dimple, making her Accidental Public Confession. Wow, what a dénouement. Good catch, Em.

Thanks, OUB. Now for an untapped quote that I just heard today:

"Give me just one day with these here kids, and they ain't gonna bother you no more."

Hint: Adversary of the latest "M" character in the A to Z game.

If he has a name, I didn't see it. This'd be that mean old male spider posing as a housemaid to Mother Ladybug. Directed by Rudolf Ising in 1940, right about the time that Bill Hanna was working for him.

OUB, you got it. The spider had no name at all, as you figured. And he was only there to chow down on the young uns. Thankfully, he never got the chance. So you go again. Good job.

"Chow down on the young 'uns," you say? Can't have that. Here's a child with a very protective doggie:

"Oh, good: my puppy found the chainsaw."

Found it, but this time, someone else should answer.

Lilo from Lilo and Stitch--having a chat with Cobra Bubbles while Stitch takes on Jumba.

Yep, that's Lilo all right. Stitch found the rusty chainsaw, and is cackling delightedly. DOOM must be popular galaxy-wide, because that's where we all learn: "chainsaw good."

Yeah, that line is hysterical.
"Stop! I say! Don't crown the king that way!"

Found it. It's Miss Bonbon, the Cookie Queen, from "Cookie Carnival."