The Cartoon Quote Game...

Thanks, OUB, and indeed it was. Now for a Black Friday quote:

"Why do I go to these bargain sales?"

No googling, straight guesswork. I'll say Al, the honcho behind Al's Toy Barn from Toy Story 2. He's asking himself this while nosing through Andy's Mom's yard sale.

Nope. Here's a hint: Her hubby's a stretch of the imagination, and her bro's a literal hottie.

Well, this has to be Marvel Comics' Susan Storm Richards, also known as The Invisible Girl. Gantray-Lawrence animated them in the Sixties, and Hanna-Barbera animated three of the Four in the Seventies, before Marvel Productions was founded. The curious thing about the Hanna-Barbera series is that, at the time of production, Johnny Storm, a/k/a The Human Torch, had already been leased out to another studio, so H-B couldn't use him; they substituted the cute but annoying robot Herbie to complete the foursome. So, if the clue includes Johnny Storm, this must be the Invisible Girl from the Grantray-Lawrence Fantastic Four series.

You're right about it being Sue Storm Richards, OUB. But you got the studios wrong. Hanna-Barbera animated them in the 60's, and Depatie-Freleng in the '70's. Grantray-Lawrence never touched the source material. Still, good job.

Oh, that's right. Canada's Gantray-Lawrence had the Spider Man license. Amazing that Marvel didn't let them have a go at the Fantastic Four, since they handled Spider Man so well. *shrug* Media moguls, what can y' do?

Do I know of any sell-y quotes, inspired by Black Friday sales? There's a few, but they tend to mention a main character by name. I'll try one anyway.

"... the cat of tomorrow. No feeding, no fussing, and no fur. Clean, efficient dependable." Purchased through the Acme catalog, presumably.

This time, I'll let one of the others answer.

It's Mammy two-shoes who is reading the card, that came with the robot cat. From Push-Button Kitty.

That's exactly who said the quote, from the document that came with Mechano. I don't know about you, but my wife would obliterate any device that sawed her mahogany coffee table in two. Good memory, SB.

Found one.

"Watch your blood pressure chubby. You'll liable to bust a mainspring."

Again, I can't find this anywhere. So I'll throw in the towel, and let someone else figure it out.

This one's easy for me. It's Bugs Bunny talking to Hermann Goring from "Herr Meets Hare" While he's doing this, he's biting down on one of Goring's medals.

Yep, that's exactly right. It's Bugs talking to Goring.

"Don't you worry, never fear, Robin Hood will soon be here."

Little John keeps saying that throughout Rabbit Hood, until at the end when Robin Hood himself finally shows up.

Correct. Of course, Bugs doesn't really need Robin Hood to rescue him.

"IT'S MUTINY! ... But I love it."

Charles Laughton, from "Mother Goose Goes Hollywood."

Yep, that's him. He said it close to the end, during all the singing and dancing.

Thanks, Salty. Now for one that's not quite Christmasy, but not exactly Cyber Monday themed either:

"What if I refuse?"

"You're right near the North Pole. What if the Earth's magnetic field suddenly gets... a lot more powerful?"

"Wait! Ow! Don't- Stop! The magnetic field will erase my data!"