The Cartoon Quote Game...

Wrong boy genius. This one came first.

Oh, could this be Buzz Conroy, son of the Professor, the kid who built Frankenstein Junior? That boy genius?

Nope, not that one either. This one has a dopey older sister who had a weakness for pushing his buttons. (literally)

Then that leaves only one boy: Dexter, from "Dexter's Laboratory."

Yes, this is Dexter, Boy Genius--as he calls himself. The episode in question is the pilot episode--later shown on the show itself as "Changes." This is the one where Dee Dee and Dexter fight over a remote control that transforms them into different animals. Just as Mom is about to come into Dexter's room to tell them that they'll be late for school if they don't hurry up, they transform back into themselves--well almost. Dee Dee is Dexter and Dexter is now Dee Dee. He shrugs and closes the short with this remark.

Thanks, Glowworm. Now for another untapped quote:

"The spoon slipped! He swallowed the spoon!"

This is Sweet Polly Purebred, trying to feed the giant ape Fearo The Ferocious. On her first attempt, too. Lord have mercy on her future puppies when she tries to spoon-feed them. Just smile and speak and sing off-key, Polly; leave the doing to the menfolk like Underdog.

Right, OUB. Good job. . You know, I never understood why swallowing the spoon made him go berserk. Anyway, the next quote's all yours.

Maybe cartoon spoons don't taste good, even with ketchup? Anyway, in honor of solving the Doctor Schadenfreude character, let me field this quote:

"I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school."

That's Buzz Lightyear talking about Sid, from Toy Story.

That's precisely who said the quote: Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story. It has the added kick of Woody looking at him as if to ask, "Just how far off the rails are you, Buzz?" Good citing, Salty.

Thanks, here's mine.

"Yeah, check the probate. Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water."

Way too easy. It's Roger Rabbit himself.

Yep, that's right. I knew this would be one that would be guessed right away.

Thanks, Salty. Now for a set of quotes from something we keep pushing aside:

"Forward, ho! Reverse, ho!"

"If you don't stop crashing, I'll give you the heave ho!"

Hint: One's a pilot, and one's named after a Dickensian miser.

Topical as ever, Em. This must be Launchpad McQuack and his boss, Scrooge McDuck. One has to wonder why McDuck keeps Launchpad as a pilot. Perhaps Launchpad's familiarity with every aircraft configuration is a huge plus. There's a world of difference between a WWII biplane, a Cessna Scout, and a C-130, but Launchpad can apparently get anything that flies up and running in one sitting. Closely related to Omnidisciplinary Scientist.

Right, OUB. Those quotes are from "Ducktales: Legend Of The Lost Lamp." Good job. . Take it away.

Okay, though I've been perusing the tropes lately, so my judgment is skewed.

"Have her bound and washed, then [dramatic pause] bring her to me."
"And what of the bird?"
"Kill it."

Hint: Ivan Reitman, long before Space Jam.

Aaaaand no takers. This is the Barbarian leader and his half-strangled underling from the trippy Columbia Pictures feature Heavy Metal. I guess I dudded, huh?

Okay, let me try an untapped but less risqué feature:

"Yo, that was crazy, right? Who knew? I mean it's all set, we good to go, we had the money. And he trips under water. Who in the halibut trips underwater? And by the way, on what?"